1. ezra koenig aka sass princess everybody

    (Source: vampireweekendsvibes, via d3ssins)

     

  2. silversora:

    If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

    (via morositree)

     

  3. This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

    gayspicy:

    unamusedsloth:

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    And here he is before his haircut.

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    Stop Him

    (via shutupalexis)

     
  4. huntingforsanity:

    My time has come

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  5. d3ssins:

    If I lay here
    If I just lay here
    Will someone come roll me off a cliff

    (via thegayyestonee)

     

  6. snapchatting:

    i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

    (via 69shadesofgray)

     
  7. lilith-not-eve:

    Hey shitbag, people think we’re too young to get married. Are we gonna listen to them?
    Are we fuck.

    (via morositree)

     
  8. (Source: marilynmay, via bodypartss)

     

  9. holmesfan:

    tin-pan-ali:

    area 51 is just the american wizarding school

    aliens is a perfect cover story

    hOLY SHIT

    (via scumplanet)

     

  10. veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via msfrannyglass)